January post…
I was youtubing a while ago when my brother asked me to watch his new toy on youtube.
It linked to a lot of video clips about ULTRAMAN! Yes! It’s ULTRAMAN.
I like Ultraman since i was a kid and i love both the Japanese version and American version.
Well, now i still do hehe… so to all the Ultraman fans out there. Enjoy the following ultraman clip.

I went to a place called Takeo near Sasebo last 2 weeks to reclaim a bag from a police station. I found an interesting poster hanging on the wall in the police station. Thought to be suitable to post it here since it relates to the post somehow…

It’s an announcement of new emergency earthquake response for the safetly of the people.

And
Response to Nic’s New Toy
I present to you
‘Lilo and not Stitched’

Doreamon and Crayon Shin-chan.

The following are entries to a contest organised by a major American newspaper, in which readers had to write a two-line romantic poem… except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was romantic.

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
that is, until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you ~

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “Go to hell.”

電腦配件的對話  
螢幕說：我好慘阿，每天給人看。
鍵盤說：我更慘呢，每天給人打。
滑鼠說：我才慘呢，每天給人摸。
主機說：你們有我慘嘛？每天給人按肚臍眼。
光碟機說：我好慘，每天給人插。
軟碟機說：我更慘，現在都沒人插我了。
UＳＢ隨身卡說：誰有我慘？這邊插完就去那邊插，插到我痛得很，一不小心還會被感染。
主機板：不要以為我被很多東西插會很爽，其實我最慘，他們插進來後就都不動了，让我涨得很，那才是難受啊！
音效卡：還說呢，明明是插你，爽的是你，為什麼(((((都是让我在叫)))))！